Are 5G Cell Towers Causing the Coronavirus Symptoms?

Here’s how the latest conspiracy theory goes that’s taken the internet by storm:

There is no COVID-19 coronavirus. The symptoms people are experiencing are actually a result of the new 5G cellular technology that’s being implemented around the world as part of a coordinated global war by all governments against the citizens of Earth. 5G cell towers are actually secret remote death ray machines that are sickening and killing people by the hundreds of thousands, soon to be millions, as part of the world elite’s (think Rockefellers, Rothschilds, Clintons and Bush's, etc.) master plan to depopulate the planet and enslave humanity. Simultaneously, there was a coordinated media blitz propagating the coronavirus story as a brilliant smoke-and-mirrors tactic to cover their actions and fool everyone into further submission by then ordering lockdowns of cities, states and even entire countries all around the world. Shazam! The global elitist cabal’s decades-long dream of world domination is finally coming to fruition.

I’ll start with a question: what is your gut response to hearing this potential scenario? Is it something along the lines of: “That seems like it makes sense”?

If so, why?

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

This theory is about as extraordinary, incredible, extreme, unbelievable as it gets. This is straight up science fiction novel stuff.