Chapter 2: Chronicles of a Bumbling Adventure Monkey

Chapter 2.

At this point I should probably paint the bigger picture, what exactly I was doing moving out of my apartment in Hawaii to begin with, and to where. Prepare yourself for a tangent or three.

It all revolves around an online relationship I was involved in at the time with a blond beauty, Hazel, who lived in Paris (but was really from California). It was complicated, as they say. We’d known each other through Facebook for a couple years at that point. Things had been slowly, steadily getting more intimate…